Eminem - Rain Man

This is just a shitpost lets be real, a good shitpost.

Does anybody remember the intro? Cuz i have listened rain main a few times and now i realize that there was an intro xd

Italy love you Eminem

AWESOMENESS

Can someone help!?! Why am I addicted to this tune in 2019

"Its censorship and its downright blasphemous"...real talk now a days.

How did i just found out about this masterpiece

Prodigy brought me here

Have you heard this yet? "jrayzus frost intuitive original instrumental" by yours truly 🙌 - http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/31232398

Who’s here 2019

''dr Dre super dope..beat maker..''this sht is pure gold

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!

What came first , chicken or the egg??Dre: yeah Erm....... thanks

Beat: 🔥 Lyrics: 🤨

Beats because it is Dr DreLyrics because Eminem was super high on drugs.

God damm it Dre where's the god damn beatYeahAnywayLol

Luvin the Playlist you know the good

Sounds gay first bar,#nope

Chris Reeves = roasted🔥

Dre (Em) Yeah, definitely, definitely dope Definitely, K-Mart Yeah, yeah You find me offensive? I find you offensive For finding me offensive Hence if I should draw the line any fences If so to what extent if at Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive They say I cause extensive Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this, Far at other people's expenses I say your all just too goddamn sensitive It's censorship And it's down right blasphemous Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator Right next to Darth Vader And Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther I killed Superman, I killed super-man Man how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite the green chronic 'Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is, I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, Rain man Now in the Bible it says Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed, Have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course, it's intercourse And it's bisexual sex Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before, during or after performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids In a more derogatory way but But who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre? (What up?) I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But, up, I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go in into any more details but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because 'Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is, I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is, Rain man You find me offensive, I find you offensive Shit, this is the same verse I just did this When am I gonna come to my good senses? Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby And my plan is to get him next And open up a whip ass canister Goddamn it Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah) Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it I got it, high fived Nick Lachey Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away And she flew around the room like a balloon I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna Out the trash can and zoom I Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit 'Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is I forgot my name! My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is Rain man 'Cause I Yo, Rain Man Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre, super dope beat maker two thousand Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million Nine hundred and seventy three thousand Four hundred and sixty three And seventy (Yeah)

I am the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic Marshall Mathers still bad in 2019

Say what y’all want but this is one of the best flows I’ve ever heard in a song

Alot of the things that are said are wrong but in a world were freedom of speech is challenged by modern liberal nazis we must make all words appropriate so ideads will not be challenged or humanity will not advance Freedom!

WoW,🖕💩😵🐸

Eminem sucks ass

whats up with rain main?10 years ago i tought it is a real shit.Now i am mature so can somebody explain to me?I think is like a joke betwen celebrities.,

I for got my name for no Rain Man

No,. say it ain't so..... mean greenn...herees a little coke.

God dammit Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah)

When the teacher says walk to the office "I ain't got no legs, or no brain!" Then you get there and he asks for you name "nice to meet you hi, my name is, I forgot my name."

not his best album but this song was really good

Solid😬😬😬 .

You find me offensive? I find you offensive being a libtard puppet M.

So fukin site

at least 3 million of these views are from me

the random fart noise lmao💀🤣

Clit-on and Bush Our to Extreme Pussy presidents....That's why we brought the Trump in.....Grab that vagina....What a bunch of lieing Jews....Like Erneast pee Earl....before the letter J....Ewwwwww....

if ur the bad guy be it no more bored are wars

3:00 Eminem asks the age old question, "Are traps gay?"

I want a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich 2019

🔥🔥🔥👽👽🔥🔥🔥

2019 im here again

That beat is tough bro!

We'll just call ya The Goat

THE G.O.A.T. !!

They need to pump this song again because it's too damn relevant nowadays

You find me offensive. I find you offensive for finding me offensive.

Left handed genius😆

This song is genuinely amazing.

Definetley tho. You Find Me Offensive? I Find it Offensive When You Find This Offensive.

Did he somehow invent mumble rap with this song!?!?!?

We all rain men out here.

2019 hello that is RAIN MAN

2019???

Quien en agosto 2019 invocando a Rain Man 🤘🏼😈🔥

Mom: Why did you get all Fs on your report card?!😡 Me: 4:45

"YEAH"Ah man i love vibeing with Eminems albumsAll of my emotions are gone and i just pay attention to Eminem and his crazy wordplay

Lmao exactly how I ended up down my current Eminem rabbit hole .... If I feel like I might get petty I need a subject change ... Eminem makes my ADD chill out ironically enough 😂🤦‍♀️

The answer to the football question....YEA

Sounds like Relapse track

If your listening to this song... "Every Year Ever?" Like This! "If you've always listened to This Song." And you always Will.

When he Said the fart noise i really felt that

Eminem:God damn it dre Where's the god damn beatDre:yeah

Me: Do you make dope beats.Me: are you gayDre: yeah....... WAIT

Rain man is a demon from fame

MOST UNDERRATED EMINEM SONG!!!

This song is something else

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Which isnt as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions either before during or after performing the act is normally referred as more commonly know phrases that are used by today kids.... The man's an English legend, and that's and understatement

Dont hear this song

This is a BAD DUDE!!!!

When am I gonna come to my good senses, probably the bush comes to my defenses, thats an overlooked bar in my opinion

Ive always loved this song.

Abook ya loti

ياغبي ماتفهم لاتتكلم

Chris- stiffer

Rain man is about Lucifer you sheeps

Learnt?. You mean learned?.? Imma 1981’er and cried when Pac was popped yo. Remember as 16 Eminem came out. Understanding of rap and bars succeeds urs lil homie. Guessing you don’t even can tell this is a 30-70... lol. Millennium kids.. go to your mumble crap. Burden or 69 . is something for you... meek the rat mill? Good luck finding beats. B.

Tight yo

[Intro]YeahDefinitely, definitelyDefinitely dopeDefinitelyDefinitely K-MartYeah, yeah[Verse 1]You find me offensiveI find you offensive for finding me offensiveHence, if I should draw out or line any fencesIf so, to what extents if any should I go'Cause it's getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say I cause extensive psychologicalNerve damage to the brainWhen I go to lengths, this far at other people's expensesI say you're all just too God damned sensitiveIt's censorship, and it's downright blasphemousLet's end this shit now, 'cause I won't stand for thisAnd Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to me, I even believe IHad one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must've put a hex on him for laterI feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LuthorI killed Superman, I killed Super-man, and how ironicThat I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic[Chorus]'Cause I ain't got no legsOr no brainNice to meet you, hi, my name is...I forgot my nameMy aim was not to become what I becameWith this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is Rain Man[Verse 2]Now in the bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sexWhich isn't as badAs long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before during or afterPerforming the act of that whichIs normally referred to as such more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory wayBut who's to say, what's fair to say and what not to sayLet's ask Dr. DreDr. Dre (What up?)I got a question if I may (Yeah)Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)But, but, I ain't done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hut-hutWhile he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant, it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don't need to go into any more details, butWhat if he pictured it as a female's buttIs that gay? I just need to clear things up'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because[Chorus]'Cause I ain't got no legsOr no brainNice to meet you, hi, my name is...I forgot my nameMy aim was not to become what I becameWith this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is Rain Man[Verse 3]You find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit this is the same verse, I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defensesMy spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whoop ass canisterGoddammit Dre, where's the God damned beat (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronicDemonic, yup yup, don't worry, I'm on itI got it, high-five Nick LacheyStuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked awayAnd as she flew around the room like a balloonI grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash canAnd zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwichAnd I don't even gotta make no God damned senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shit[Chorus]'Cause I ain't got no legsOr no brainNice to meet you, "Hi, my name is"I forgot my nameMy aim was not to become what I becameWith this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is Rain Man[Outro]'Cause ah ha ha ha haYup, Rain ManDefinitely, definitely Dr. DreSuper dope beat maker2000, 2400 and 87 million, 900 and se-73,400 and 63... and 70(Yeah)

I would be scared if there was a video for this music video

god dammit dre wheres the goddamn beatyehstill makes me laugh

2040 👂?

That beat 🔥🔥 tho. Imagine if he made a serious song with it

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Hell no.

Thing he wrote this song to make people laugh.

Glenn Miller he wrote this song because he was high

This funny but not for play list

Rain Man Movie and this song have alot of similarities.

No life shaq?

Unlike mumble rap, pointless lyrical rap still sounds dope xD

@Cream I'm trying to point out that his point wasnt pointless cuz I'm trying to stop the bleeding I just got pointed with the pointy end of the knife.

Pointless to YOU yeah. Kryptonite is his hate and twisted though by example. Good reading between the lines skillz,?!?!

Jack TheShade man, you must’ve just learnt that word today

@Cream xD

I know what you're getting at, but this song is not pointless in it's lyrics, this is actually more relevant than ever.

"Grab the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can then zoom I-Headed straight back to the Neverland ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich" Now i listen Em religiously and know he has lyrcial bars way sicker than this but the flow of that line is fuckin impeccable

I say yall to dam sensitive its censorship and its dam right blasphemis.

Yoooo I am rainstorms

Rainman is Satan or baphomet just like jay-z said he used to write his own rymes until he started messin wit the Rainman.....Em even shows it hi my name is i forgot my name .....he was meeting Rainman/Satan........

Definitely K Mart