[Verse 1]

I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater

You said it looked better on me than it did you

Only if you knew, how much I liked you

But I watched your eyes as she



[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized while I die



[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better

I wish I were Heather



[Verse 2]

Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand

Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder

But how could I hate her? She's such an angel

But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she



[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized while I die



[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better

I wish I were Heather



[Bridge]

Oh, I wish I were Heather

Oh, oh, oh



[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better

I wish I were Heather